Soldiers of Fortune (2012)

budget movie is obviously budgeted

silly plot, bad acting, bad action, bad...everything.

Woah, it's the dude from Lost. Not a good way to make it big, bro. Pick better movies to be a part of.

Sean Bean is a good actor, but I don't understand why he plays in so many good and crappy movies. It must have been a good paycheck to convince him to attach his name to this movie.

to enjoy this movie, you must suspend everything you know about gravity and physics

there were some funny bits

the jetski chase scene was totally unecessary

as I type this, I'm starting to remember some of the scenes again. Oh god, i'm mentally cringing right now.

craptacular