June 21st, 2013

Cosmopolis (2012)

The twilight guy sets off on trip (in his stretch limo) to get a haircut in Manhattan and picks up people

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  • I stopped watching this about 15 minutes in

  • seriously, I really need to up my standards in what movies I pick to watch. This is really pathetic (both me and the movie)

  • so some rich white guy (that twilight dude with the creepy stare) goes on trip (in his long strecth limo) to get a haircut (while the President Of The United States is in town). this obviously means it will be a long trip.

  • so he picks up people he knows and they talk about _________???? (fill in the blank because I have no idea WTF they were talking about)

  • obviously, your supposed to peice together what goes on while the movie progresses. Problem is, that assumes you have the patience to keep watching.

  • I didn't have that patience.

  • one star for dullness. Maybe this movie is really good, I don't know. I just couldn't tolerate it because it was so dull and incoherent.

in a nutshell

had no idea wtf was going on.

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