June 22nd, 2013

Hansel And Gretel (2013)

Teen siblings are enslaved in horror house.

More info @ IMDB
  • movie opens with graphic torture. I'm not scared or frightened by torture, but if your gonna show it, the plot and the entire movie better damn good.

  • this movie is not good

  • I can tell within the first 20 minutes that movie will be craptacular

  • a quick check on IMDB confirms that this movie is indeed craptacular

  • so I stopped watching.

  • the end

in a nutshell

the rest of society agrees with me, this movie blows

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